Korean boy bands are banned in China. Why? Insiders who have escaped China to report the truth have said some strange things about Prez Xi. “He likes them very much. I mean, LIKE likes them. The emperor of China listens to boy bands on his iPod al…
Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, and The Artist Formerly Known as Donald Trump have all joined forces to become the first “boy” band of billionaires. Through careful manipulation of political, legal, and economic forces no one b…
They are currently the hottest thing in pop music, filling stadiums with screaming fans all over the world, breaking all records with sales of their albums, and topping the charts of all civilized countries who have them - they are BTS, the Korean K-...
"It all started with me" stated the mid teenage kid with frosted tips known as the garb. "It started out as just a simple joke band, but has now become far more than a way of life for me" he continued to say. 90's boy bands. A phenomenon that left us a little more than a decade ago, yet its prepubescent frosted tip teenage vibes still somehow linger with us up to this very day. "Mistake! Ha, I...
NEW YORK CITY - The New Kids on The Block, The Backstreet Boys, 'NSYNC, and 98 Degrees never had this kind of problem. Noella Tullahoma, editor of 16 Tons Teen Magazine, stated that she checked into the Library of Congress Artistic Name Section an...
LOS ANGELES - Justin Timberlake, or as he prefers to be known as these days, Mila Kulis' "Main Squeeze" (pun intended) recently talked about his medical affliction. Timberlake spoke openly with Missy Wonderbox of Hollywood Innuendo at a Pizza Doll...
McFly Hearthrob Danny jones has stunned their fans by announcing plans to start a solo career. Danny, the popular cute Northern one who sings a bit in most songs and plays guitar is the one most Mums like from the band. He said at the Opening Of A...
Boy Band singer Antony Costa is "mortified" after pictures of him urinating against a cash machine appeared in the Press. The pictures appeared after it was announced that his band, Blue, would represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest to be...
The music worlds latest find, 'The Teenagers', are set to release their first single this week. A rewrite of the 1980's Joe Dolce hit number 1 'Shaddap You Face' is being released to coincide with the young stars first tour of the UK. 'I'll Sti...
British PM, David 'very nice' Cameron has announced that the coalition government is to outlaw Boy Bands in the UK. The welcome news was announced at a press conference inside 10 Downing Street early today - Phoenix Joe, truth hound and man on the...
Professor Charles Simpson of the Nothing Better To Do University of Ipswich has analysed the 2003 Busted Track "Year 3000" and discovered that far from being a mere catchy pop tune, the song is a harbinger of things to come, and a remarkably propheti...
Late 1990's boy-band, 5, are all set to appear in a remake of the classic Cliff Richard film Summer Holiday. The film is to be made as part of a new series of reality programmes. The first series, to be shown on BBC2 is called Boy Bands on Film, i...
Eighties boyband Nobby Kids Of Total Boredom performed their first concert in 14 years to legions of screaming fans who could not believe it cost ten pounds to hear an out-of-date maniac warble into a microphone.
The creator of the first boy band has pleaded guilty today in a US courtroom. Charged with indecent assault on the ears of all world residents, Mr River could face a maximum of 25 years in prison and a hefty fine.
Lou Pearlman, the king of boy bands, has been charged with scamming and fraud. It appears that for years Mr. Pearlman has been scamming and defrauding anything that moves. However, his largest scams known to date are N'SYNC and the Backstreet Boy...
...All right, who let the Boys From Brazil in? Every once in a while I think, "Well, we can't get much lower than this." Then some fucker proves me wrong, thus horrifying me into a coma. N'Sync is just one example of this phenomenon. The Backstreet Boys also exemplify it. However, both Boy Bands are interchangeable. Yes, I am lumping them together. No, that's not a v...
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