McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn
The McDonalds menu food items department is always working overtime, and they have just come up with the latest food item addition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that their test kitchen in Cicero, Illinois, has come up with their latest and g…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds
It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and th…
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A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers
RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…
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A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain
Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…
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A 6.9 earthquake hits Moscow
Moscow was rocked to its core when a 6.9 earthquake hit Russia's capitol city at 2:59 am. The Kremlin reported that 37 portraits of President Vladimir Nikita Putin were knocked off the wall and landed on the imported Italian marble floor. The K…
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McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets
The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…
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The Erotically Sexy Liz Hurley Agrees To Film A Commecial For McDonalds
McDonalds Is Officially Changing Its Corporate Name
Madonna Has Just Become The Official Spokeswoman For McDonalds
McDonalds denies that they are importing French Fries from China
The McDonalds In Kabul, Afghanistan Sells Over 4,000 McCamelburgers Per Day
Queen Elizabeth Finally Reveals What Trump Overdosed On When He Visited England In June of 2019
Grubhub Reports That McDonald's Food Items Are Their #1 Delivery
McDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)
Booger King introduces new Bun Burgers
People Are Going Crazy Over Mickey D's New Food Item
A McDonalds In Alabama, Which Is The Reddest State In The Nation Names A Limited Burger After Donald Trump
McDonald's Testing Conveyor Belts in Their Drive Throughs
McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno
Prepare your taste buds for a fiery fiesta because the world's largest fast food chain has just unleashed one of its 'hottest' menu items to date! In a groundbreaking announcement, Hildegarde Hillowitz, the fearless spokeswoman of the golden arche…
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After eating thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, it's finally happened: Trump's face now looks like a Big Mac
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. After devouring thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, the "Orange Loser," now bears an uncanny resemblance to a Big Mac. Trump's physician, Dr. Yang Fufi, had rep…
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Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was sitting at a McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson, and the three were trying to concoct a story about Joe Biden having been born in another country. A reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked him about...
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The 10 Mafioso Goombalini Brothers film a commercial for McDonalds
National Rumblings News Agency reporter Traci Diddle, has just revealed that the 10 brothers who head the Goombalini Crime Family appear in a commercial for McDonalds. In the Mickey D commercial the 10 brothers drive up to a Mickey D's in Brooklyn…
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McDonalds Is Adding Gender Neutral Bathrooms
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Taking a cue from some European countries, McDonalds will soon be adding unisex bathrooms. Mickey D executives stated that by installing gender neutral bathrooms it will cut down from having to clean and maintain two bath…
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Queen Elizabeth And Piers Morgan Agree To Film a Commercial For McDonalds
LONDON - (Satire News) - Mickey D's has just revealed that England's Queen Elizabeth and the Brit mouthpiece Piers Morgan, will be appearing in an upcoming commercial for the huge burger franchise. The spokesperson for McDonalds, Irene G. Bittenbe…
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McDonalds Adds Hot Sauce For Those Patrons Who Like It Hot!
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - One thing about the largest fast food chain in the entire world, McDonalds, always manages to stay two steps ahead of the competition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the franchise has now added hot sauce…
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The Newest McDonalds in Dallas Has Opened Up a Drive-Thru Window Lane Just For People on Horseback
DALLAS – (Satire News) – According to recent statistics on horses in Texas, one out of every six adults in the Dallas Metroplex area owns a horse. And some families are known as two-horse families. In keeping with that theme, the executives at McD…
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Due to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant
The Chicago Police Department has informed the fast food patrons that due to the ongoing rise in crime, they have told all fast food establishments in the Windy City that they want them to hire a security guard, and preferably an off-duty member of t…
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Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru
In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover...
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Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion Get Into An Altercation In a McDonalds– And It Ain't Pretty!
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Brooklyn state that hip hop artists Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion got into a knock-down, drag-out fight at a local McDonalds. Dozens of eye witnesses stated that the two were sitting at a b…
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McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas
McDonalds sales have shot through the McRoof after the companny adds their brand new adult McMargaritas. The new drink was developed from a mixture that was put together by one of the nation's most noted drink mixologists, Lorenzo "Mixy" Brazospor…
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Greg Abbott Says He’s Now Getting Over 90,000 Hate Messages, Instagrams, and Letters a Week!
RACIST RIVER, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas was in the little town of Racist River, Louisiana, where he was speaking before a gathering of the white, racist, extremist group known as The Proud Boys. The rally took place in a Wa…
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McDonalds signs a five-year-contract with Wembley Stadium
The McDonalds fast food franchise has just signed a five-year deal to sell its food items at England's largest stadium. The contract calls for popular Mickey D food items such as Big Macs, McBoarBabyBackRibs, McTacos, and McDuckNuggets to be sold…
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Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion Get Into An Altercation In a McDonalds– And It Ain't Pretty!
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The Newest McDonalds in Dallas Has Opened Up a Drive-Thru Window Lane Just For People on Horseback
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After eating thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, it's finally happened: Trump's face now looks like a Big Mac
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McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno
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McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets
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Due to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds
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The 10 Mafioso Goombalini Brothers film a commercial for McDonalds
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McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn
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McDonalds signs a five-year-contract with Wembley Stadium
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Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru
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Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka
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A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers
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Greg Abbott Says He’s Now Getting Over 90,000 Hate Messages, Instagrams, and Letters a Week!
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Queen Elizabeth And Piers Morgan Agree To Film a Commercial For McDonalds
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McDonalds Adds Hot Sauce For Those Patrons Who Like It Hot!
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McDonalds Is Adding Gender Neutral Bathrooms
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A 6.9 earthquake hits Moscow
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A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain
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McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas
