True Dat News Agency reporter Reggie Rickenracker has compiled a list of several tweets that were sent out by King Charles III.
1. "Who would've thought being king could be this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey adventure? Tally-ho!"
2. "Just discovered Mum left a fortune to Cheryl Cole. Perhaps she's secretly the queen of pop? #MysteriousLegacies"
3. "Met some jolly good chaps on my royal tour, like Biden, Merkel, Trudeau, and President Uri Zenpupon from the mystical land of Pisagovia. Quite the splendid bunch!"
4. "Also had the pleasure of encountering a few characters who could use a good dose of manners, like Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Koom Fasheen of Upper Zamgalar. #PrayForThem"
5. "Longing for a grand adventure across the pond! Dreaming of baseball games, Jeopardy, and frolicking amidst the gooey wonder of La Brea Tar Pits. Pip pip!"
6. "Preparing a smashing soirée for my dear wife Camilla at The Royal Albert Hall. The Rolling Stones and the enigmatic Camel Toe will be rocking the night away. #QuirkyEntertainment"
