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Funny story: Run for Your Lives! The Human Scrotum is On the Loose!

Run for Your Lives! The Human Scrotum is On the Loose!

Lock up your daughters – your wives – your confused husbands … the Human Scrotum is on the loose! Deep in the Hollywood Hills there has been spotted an evil creature in suit and tie, with a face so hideous that fashion models and spokeswomen for L…

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Funny story: Xi Didn’t Watch the Oscars, Made Himself Head Dick for a 3rd Time Instead

Xi Didn’t Watch the Oscars, Made Himself Head Dick for a 3rd Time Instead

Old Xi Jinping is at it again. Like Putin, Xi hates when he’s NOT the center of attention. Putin took off his shirt and rode a horse, but Xi won’t take his shirt off for anyone and no horse can hold his weight. (Fat joke! So low! Like the horse’s bac…

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Funny story: Ryan Reynolds bitch slaps frenemy Hugh Jackman following “Don’t give him an Oscar” remark

Ryan Reynolds bitch slaps frenemy Hugh Jackman following “Don’t give him an Oscar” remark

It sounds like we’ve been there before. One overpaid Hollywood actor slaps another overpaid Hollywood actor in public, both of their publicity ratings sky rocket as everyone on the planet Googles their names for the latest news, and even their famili…

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Funny story: The Oscars Are Fixed!

The Oscars Are Fixed!

No shit! You think all those “Best Pictures” were the best? A movie about a talking pig was once nominated for Best Picture. Trends lead, otherwise would “Platoon” win Best if were made in a non-Vietnam-loving time? Anybody remember “Birdman or (The…

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Funny story: Jada Pinkett Smith The Ditzy Brat Is Banned From The Oscars

Jada Pinkett Smith The Ditzy Brat Is Banned From The Oscars

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that the Motion Picture Academy of The Oscars has just hit Jada Pinkett Smith, the wife of the "Fucking Ambusher," aka Will Smith with a lifetime ban. A spokeswoman for the Acad…

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Funny story: The Academy Awards Commission Announces That Due to The Horrible TV Ratings The Oscars Will Never, Ever Be Televised Again

The Academy Awards Commission Announces That Due to The Horrible TV Ratings The Oscars Will Never, Ever Be Televised Again

LOS ANGELES – (Entertainment Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo has just announced that due to the lowest ratings in television award show history, the once-proud Oscars show will never be televised again. Academy Awards spokesperson, Kitty Kippadoddle,…

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Funny story: President Trump Shows Up At The Academy Awards Show And Is Not Allowed To Enter The Building.

President Trump Shows Up At The Academy Awards Show And Is Not Allowed To Enter The Building.

HOLLYWOOD – The 92nd Academy Awards Show was held at the Dolby Theater, and it seemed like a Democratic Rally, as nearly everyone in the building was without a doubt anti-Trump. One elderly gentleman who showed up with a red MAGA cap was asked to...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais To Host Next Month's Oscars

Ricky Gervais To Host Next Month's Oscars

British stand-up comedian and failed pop star, Ricky Gervais, has, in principle, agreed to host the Oscars award ceremony set for 9 February. Gervais, who has hosted the Golden Globes event five times, had thought he'd done enough at that award ce...

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Funny story: The Oscars: James Bulger Film Favorite To Win The 'Sickest Reason For Making A Movie' Category

The Oscars: James Bulger Film Favorite To Win The 'Sickest Reason For Making A Movie' Category

The controversial film about the circumstances surrounding the murder of toddler, James Bulger, in Bootle, Merseyside, has been nominated for an award at the Oscars in the 'Sickest Reason For Making A Film' category. 'Detainment' uses police trans...

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